10 Ways To Dispose of a Body in the Back Garden


Composting Prompt Ingredients – Once a Week Prompt
Everyone loves a creative push, a gentle nudge, and what better to sate that passion than a writing prompt? Something to stir the imagination, or to inspire the mind, tickle the fancy, provide a bit of a distraction, and maybe provide some entertainment along the way too?

But why, Composting’ Prompt’ Ingredients? What’s that all about then? The secret to a great ‘compost’ heap is the ingredients. It’s a bit like a dash of this, a splash of that and a few drops of something else, as a witch might say when stirring up a cauldron concoction.

Composting isn’t rocket science but gentle crafting and building your skills up, and eventually, you’ll find a balance that is right for you in your quest for gardener’s gold! Composting is all about knowing what you can add and the right ingredients.

So if we were to say ‘composting prompt ingredients’, that is all about seeing what works with writing. Therefore, your ingredients might be prompt, inspiration, creativity, imagination, opinion, suggestion, provocation, controversy, moments, chance encounters, experiences, uniqueness, personality, individuality, perspective, reading, etc.

Here it’s a case of teasing your curiosity out with a few choice distractions, and all the Earthly Comfort prompts are designed to allow your interpretation to create for you, allowing your mind to run wild. Be they questions to make you think or puzzles to make you wonder, or snippets of wordery to bring out your artisan crafts to bump and grind their way along with the keyboard – it’s all up to you and how you decide to express yourself and above all, it’s about having some fun!


So, should you wish, please feel free to drop a comment below, or if teased and tempted enough, then create your post and please remember to link your blog to mine with a pingback; otherwise, I’ll never see your response.

Pingbacks are easy to do – Copy the URL (the HTTPS:// address of the prompt post) and paste it into your post. You may also place a copy of the URL of your post in the comments of the current week’s prompt.

Season One – Game 5
10 Ways to Dispose of a Body in the Back Garden
Asking for a friend ….

Can you list 10 Ways to Dispose of a Body in the Back Garden?

A real test of your imaginative savviness for gardening and so on – but if push came to shove and disposal of the evidence – what lengths would you go to conceal anything both damning and damaging?

Let me see your thoughts below in the comments section.

So there we go folks!

Let me know your views and observations below or should you wish to, create a post and ask your own readers , just remember to keep me in the loop with a ping back.

Thanks for Reading, see you next Saturday!

Designs – Earthly Comforts – Inspired by Nature – see collection here

My thanks to the following who particiapated in last weeks Game – Can You Nail Jelly to the Wall?
Saturday morning Question – Sadje – Keep It Alive
Responses – Trisha – Learning Life
Orange Marmalade – Eugenia – Moonwashed Musings



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Howdy Folks, Earthly Comforts is a broad niche wildlife journaling scrapbook focusing on the countryside, wildlife biodiversity and environmental conservation, flora and fauna volunteering projects, gardening, composting and vermiculture, also known as ‘worm farming and photography too.

34 thoughts on “10 Ways To Dispose of a Body in the Back Garden

  1. Can you list 10 Ways to Dispose of a Body in the Back Garden? No… cause I would never have to, nor want to. That’s why I have cemetery people ✌️plus – that is mostly not allowed 🚫

    A real test of your imaginative savviness for gardening and so on – but if push came to shove and disposal of the evidence – what lengths would you go to conceal anything both damning and damaging?
    Ok well see I am certain type of person… soooo on certain things I only see one way … I just don’t bother with bad stuff.

    I want to be able to sleep at night, and definitely do not want to be having to remember anything that isn’t true – I would fail so bad – I do not want that stress ✌️🚫

    My imagination does not work on this set of questions lol ✌️

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  2. Under the foundations for an extension or patio
    Chopped up and composted.
    Buried
    Dismembered and thrown down the drains
    Fed to the dogs
    Fed into a wood chipper
    Give it an acid bath
    Dress it as a scarecrow.
    Burn it in a bonfire.
    If all else fails, hoist it over the fence into next door.

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  3. That’s easy – keep a pig or two – depending on how many bodies you intend to dispose of, and how often. If it’s a one-off then one pig will do. Total win-win solution – you get rid of the body/bodies, save money on pig feed and when the time comes – you’ve got lots of bacon, sausages etc.

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    1. Remind me to call you Grace when the time comes for me to lose the body/ies.

      Piga are excellent disposers. I used to have a business on a pig farm and l knew/know what those buggers can demolish long before Hannibal Lecter was on the scene 🙂

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      1. The body can be given to you for putting in the composter, soon it’ll turn into fertile soil!
        Burry it in the garden and build a gazebo on it.
        Keep a pet feral dog with a taste of meat!
        Adopt a lion or tiger as a pet, you won’t ever have a problem with disposing bodies.
        Chop it in small pieces (🤢🤮) and put it in garbage
        Leave it in a forest
        Put the body in a car and roll the car off a cliff.
        Push that same car into sea/ river/ ocean.
        I think that’s about all I can think!

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