| The Curious Case of the Christmas Greenhouse |
| An Extraordinary Gardenverse Christmas Mystery Some gardens refuse to behave… |
| In the winter of 1626, five mysterious figures disappeared into the thick fog surrounding the ancient settlement of Stonar, on the Kentish coast. They were never seen again. No satisfactory explanation was ever recorded, and as the centuries passed, the circumstances surrounding their disappearance faded into obscurity. Whatever happened that winter became another forgotten mystery, buried beneath four hundred years of history. But some mysteries have a peculiar habit of refusing to remain buried. Four hundred years later, something is stirring again. In the seemingly ordinary Kentish village of Elderwick, Christmas 2026 is approaching, and the gardeners at Elderwick Garden Company are looking forward to finishing their remaining jobs, putting away their tools, and enjoying a well-earned festive break. Unfortunately, the gardens of Elderwick appear to have other ideas. Something rather extraordinary is happening inside a local greenhouse. Plants are flowering when they shouldn’t. Strange noises can be heard after dark. Objects have developed an alarming tendency to move without assistance, and the greenhouse itself appears to be expanding in ways that would give any respectable building surveyor a nervous breakdown. Naturally, somebody has to investigate. And who better than a group of professional gardeners who have absolutely no idea what they’re about to encounter? What begins as an apparently straightforward gardening enquiry soon becomes a peculiar adventure involving impossible botanical phenomena, mysterious mechanical contraptions, extraordinary little people, and a secretive organisation known as the Ministry of Misbehaving Gardens. An organisation that has spent centuries dealing with horticultural problems that most gardeners would prefer never to discover. Because beneath the familiar gardens, hedgerows, ancient buildings and quiet countryside of Kent lies another world. A world of forgotten knowledge, extraordinary creatures, peculiar inventions, ancient traditions and gardens that occasionally develop minds of their own. And while the Ministry might consider such matters perfectly routine, the gardeners of Elderwick are about to discover that their ordinary working lives are becoming decidedly extraordinary. There will be mysteries to investigate, creatures to encounter, mechanical disasters to prevent and more than a few occasions when somebody really should have listened to the gardener who suggested leaving well enough alone. After all, curiosity is a wonderful thing. Until something curious decides to investigate you in return. |
| Welcome to the Gardenverse This Christmas, The Gardener’s Curious Journal will introduce an entirely new fictional universe: The Gardenverse, beginning with The Ministry of Misbehaving Gardens and its first two-part adventure, The Curious Case of the Christmas Greenhouse. Blending Gothic botanical fantasy, British folklore, Victorian-inspired steampunk, eccentric characters, curious creatures, mysterious adventures and a generous helping of distinctly British humour, the Gardenverse will explore a world where the extraordinary exists just beyond the boundaries of the everyday. These stories are for curious readers of all ages, combining the familiar pleasures of gardening and the British countryside with the wonderfully improbable possibilities of fantasy. And although our first adventure takes place at Christmas, the Gardenverse is intended to become something much larger: an ongoing collection of mysteries, adventures and extraordinary encounters. The greenhouse is merely the beginning. Coming This Christmas The Curious Case of the Christmas Greenhouse Part One: Friday 25 December 2026 — 20:30 Part Two: Saturday 26 December 2026 — 20:30 Published exclusively in The Gardener’s Curious Journal. Over the coming weeks, we’ll introduce readers to the peculiar world of Elderwick, its gardening company, the mysterious Ministry, and some of the extraordinary characters who inhabit the Gardenverse. There will be clues, curiosities and perhaps the occasional warning about horticultural activities best left unexplored. For now, however, remember one thing. Some gardens refuse to behave. And this Christmas, we’ll find out why. |
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| Author’s Note The Ministry of Misbehaving Gardens is an original work of fiction by Rory Matier, part of The Gardenverse. In this imaginative world, British horticulture meets Gothic fantasy, folklore, mystery, eccentric inventions and a generous helping of humour. Although the stories draw inspiration from real gardening experiences, historical locations and the landscapes of Kent, the characters, organisations, extraordinary events and supernatural elements are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is coincidental or has been imaginatively adapted for storytelling purposes. The Gardenverse is intended to entertain curious readers of all ages, celebrating the wonderfully peculiar possibilities that might exist just beyond the garden gate. Copyright Notice © 2026 Rory Matier. All rights reserved. The Gardenverse, The Ministry of Misbehaving Gardens, The Curious Case of the Christmas Greenhouse, and their associated original stories, characters and fictional settings are creative works by Rory Matier. No part of these original written works may be reproduced, republished, distributed or commercially exploited without the copyright holder’s prior written permission, except as permitted by applicable copyright law. Original artwork and illustrations are credited or licensed separately where applicable. |
HAHAHAHAHA, Rory! 😂❤️ Well, I suppose I’ll have to sleep in that greenhouse with my camera so I don’t miss a thing! 📸🌿 Sleeping bag, spare batteries, lens cloth, the whole lot! I’ll be ready and waiting for the first supernatural leaf to twitch!
Imagine me at 2:13 AM hearing a strange noise behind the potting shed, grabbing my camera, and finding an extraordinary little creature emerging from behind a flowerpot at 2:15. By 2:16, I’ll be clicking away, and by 2:17, the poor creature will be staring at me while I’m staring back through my viewfinder, saying, “Hold still, darling! I haven’t got the shot yet!” 🤣
Meanwhile, somewhere in Kent, you’ll probably wake up in a cold sweat wondering why a South African photographer has established a permanent wildlife observation camp in your fictional greenhouse! 😂
I think the Ministry of Misbehaving Gardens may need to open a new department: Unexplained Camera Activity and One Extremely Persistent Photographer! 🤣📸
You write the mystery, Rory, and I’ll document the evidence. And if anyone questions my findings, I’ll have the photographs to prove that something very peculiar was growing in that greenhouse! 🤣 I can’t wait to read this lovely story my friend. As always you opened up my imagination! Thanks for sharing the link! I already love it!❤️🌿
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It’s going to be a good one l feel – surprisingly enough, my love for writing has returned properly – l am exploring a couple of book ideas, but also really looking into establishing a pseudo pen named blog exploring some of the stuff l used to explore and looking into children’s books – have to do something l feel as gardening is slowly starting to kill me 🙂
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Oh, Rory, that’s wonderful news! 😊❤️
I’m genuinely pleased to hear that your love for writing has returned. There’s something rather special about rediscovering a passion that perhaps had been sitting quietly in the background for a while.
Your ideas sound exciting, especially the possibility of exploring children’s books. I think you have plenty of imagination and storytelling experience to draw from, and it would be lovely to see what you come up with.
The pseudo-pen-name blog sounds intriguing too! Sometimes having a separate space to explore different subjects and ideas gives you the freedom to write in an entirely different way.
And as for gardening slowly killing you, perhaps it’s time those flowerbeds learned to fend for themselves for a change! 😂🌱
Seriously though, I hope these new projects bring you plenty of enjoyment and give you something fresh to look forward to. Writing should be a pleasure, not another chore, and I’m delighted you’re feeling that spark again.
I’ll certainly be cheering you on from South Africa, my friend! ❤️🤗
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