Colonel Croak the Frog prepares for war when the gardener approaches his hosta headquarters. A humorous wildlife tale of military mishaps and garden life.
Tag Archives: Nature
If the Weather Stopped Following the Rules
What if the weather stopped following the seasons? A reflective and gently humorous exploration of how gardeners might adapt to a world where nature quietly rewrites its own timetable.
If Grass Refused to Grow
What if lawns stopped growing? A reflective and gently humorous exploration of Britain’s favourite garden feature, and what its silence might reveal about the way we think about gardens.
If One Plant Couldn’t Be Stopped
What if an ordinary creeping plant appeared in British gardens and simply couldn’t be eradicated? A speculative tale of persistence, adaptation and the moment gardeners realise nature cannot always be controlled.
We’re Gardeners… But We’re People Too
Discover the person behind the gardener. A reflective journal on curiosity, identity, writing, nature and why gardeners have lives far beyond the garden gate.
