What if compost became more valuable than fertiliser? A speculative look at how gardens might change if green waste became a resource, soil health became a priority, and gardeners started keeping what they once threw away.
Category Archives: When the World Stops
If the Garden Gnomes Came to Life
What if Britain’s garden gnomes suddenly came to life? A darkly comic tale of stolen tools, rebellious ornaments, missing sandwiches and gardeners discovering that compost heaps are not always safe places.
If Insects Stopped Asking Permission
What if insects stopped respecting the boundaries of our gardens? A speculative look at what might happen if insect pressure increased — and why gardeners might have to learn to share rather than fight.
If Growth Became Too Fast to Manage
What if plants began growing faster than gardeners could manage? A speculative look at how rapid growth could transform garden maintenance, wildlife, green waste and the way we think about control.
If the Garden Centre Closed — Permanently
What if the garden centre closed permanently? A gently apocalyptic look at how gardeners might rediscover propagation, composting, repair, sharing and old-fashioned self-relianc
