What if plants began growing faster than gardeners could manage? A speculative look at how rapid growth could transform garden maintenance, wildlife, green waste and the way we think about control.
Category Archives: When the World Stops
If the Garden Centre Closed — Permanently
What if the garden centre closed permanently? A gently apocalyptic look at how gardeners might rediscover propagation, composting, repair, sharing and old-fashioned self-relianc
If the Weather Stopped Following the Rules
What if the weather stopped following the seasons? A reflective and gently humorous exploration of how gardeners might adapt to a world where nature quietly rewrites its own timetable.
If Insects Became Impossible to Control
What if insects became impossible to control? A darkly humorous look at changing seasons, garden pests and what happens when nature’s balance begins to shift.
If Grass Refused to Grow
What if lawns stopped growing? A reflective and gently humorous exploration of Britain’s favourite garden feature, and what its silence might reveal about the way we think about gardens.
