What if the weather stopped following the seasons? A reflective and gently humorous exploration of how gardeners might adapt to a world where nature quietly rewrites its own timetable.
Category Archives: When the World Stops
If Insects Became Impossible to Control
What if insects became impossible to control? A darkly humorous look at changing seasons, garden pests and what happens when nature’s balance begins to shift.
If Grass Refused to Grow
What if lawns stopped growing? A reflective and gently humorous exploration of Britain’s favourite garden feature, and what its silence might reveal about the way we think about gardens.
If One Plant Couldn’t Be Stopped
What if an ordinary creeping plant appeared in British gardens and simply couldn’t be eradicated? A speculative tale of persistence, adaptation and the moment gardeners realise nature cannot always be controlled.
If We Were No Longer at the Top of the Food Chain
What if humans quietly slipped down the garden’s food chain? A humorous and thought-provoking look at sharing our gardens with the wildlife that already believes it belongs there.
