What if Britain’s garden gnomes suddenly came to life? A darkly comic tale of stolen tools, rebellious ornaments, missing sandwiches and gardeners discovering that compost heaps are not always safe places.
Tag Archives: Gardens
If the Garden Centre Closed — Permanently
What if the garden centre closed permanently? A gently apocalyptic look at how gardeners might rediscover propagation, composting, repair, sharing and old-fashioned self-relianc
If the Weather Stopped Following the Rules
What if the weather stopped following the seasons? A reflective and gently humorous exploration of how gardeners might adapt to a world where nature quietly rewrites its own timetable.
If Insects Became Impossible to Control
What if insects became impossible to control? A darkly humorous look at changing seasons, garden pests and what happens when nature’s balance begins to shift.
If We Were No Longer at the Top of the Food Chain
What if humans quietly slipped down the garden’s food chain? A humorous and thought-provoking look at sharing our gardens with the wildlife that already believes it belongs there.
